Hans is alive!!!!!

I went to visit my good buddy Hans in his new digs in La Jolla. We decided to catch a baseball game and saw the Hated Giants take on the also Hated Padres. As I hate both teams I did not root for anyone and was going to be content with the fact that we were sitting in much nicer seats than the ones we had paid for. I was going to entertain myself by heckling Big Head Barry Bonds only to see him make a fool of himself in left field and leave due to injury. That play was worth the price of admission