Daniel vs the Gorilla

The gorilla is bigger than me, but I'm smarter. I don't play with my own poop.

Wild Animal Park

The Wild Animal Park was fun. We saw an elephant show, a gorilla playing with its own poop, a rhino running, and lots of other animals.

Hollywood Wax Museum

Good times in Hollywood

Lakers Game

I took a date to the lakers game on Friday. It was lots of fun. Check out the view from the sweet seats I got.

Halloween Fun

I won the work costume contest. I am Wolverine.

My Hawaiian Excursion

I went to Hawaii for the weekend. I am preparing for when I become rich and famous. I went surfing and snorkling and swam with some turtles. It was awesome.

Hawaiian Designs

The arrows and the stalls just don't work quite right.

Dodgers Fans are the best.

I is a koolege gradjuate?

I finally received my actual diploma in the mail today. It only took 3 1/2 months for them to verify that I did in fact graduate. My diploma is signed by Arnold Schwarzenegger. He can't pronounce California but he can say I am qualified to graduate college. I love the USA!!!

So that's what cool looks like?

The shirt speaks for itself. I mean who can argue with a t-shirt. I once read that all true wisdom is found on t-shirts.

Belated Birthday Post

Dora is pretty popular. Yet, another reason I am The Favorite Uncle.













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After

Sushi, it's what's for dinner.

I think I'm turning Japanese. Well at least I have been eating sushi lately. Suprisingly, uncooked seafood tastes pretty good.

Norco CA

Norco is Horsetown USA. This is a typical day in the life of the Assistant to the City Manager of Norco. Horses, gotta love 'em.

No Fun Allowed

Here we see the real cops on the field at Dodger Stadium. Extreme measures have to be taken to keep extemeley ghetto people from doing stupid things.










Leave it to some overweight usher to be the fun police at the Dodger game.

Dream Job

Wow, these guys are working hard. I gave them a hard time with some heckling and the Dodgers won.